May 2013
2 posts
January 2013
1 post
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
December 2012
20 posts
just some thAAANgz
I realize one of my favorite things about tumblr is looking back to posts from way back when and being all like “damn why was I so stupid? I’m way cooler now.” So I guess I should provide some material to make myself feel even cooler in a couple more years (sorry future marcie).
-Right now I feel like killin myself cause of all the work I have left for myself to do in one day....
Life Lesson
Stop buying 7-11 coffee. It tastes like fart, at all locations.
Hey Tumblr,
It’s me again. I know I said I’d be gone forever but I can’t resist your sweetness. You told me I only come to you in times of trouble, but that’s not fair. I come to you in times of great stress and complication. To me, you’re like a buddy to lean and rely on, you give me comfort and temporary relief from this busy world of chaos and sadness. Anyway, I hope we can be...
trU3 Li!f3
get rich or die trying to graduate from college
I really wish I could be eating meatballs right now.
November 2012
34 posts
ONE MORE REASON
The faces on the Mitt Romney supporters who attended the election party in Boston… lol.
REASONS WHY ....
I AM SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!
—MY UTERUS CAN SLEEP HAPILY TONIGHT
—AMERICAN FREEDOM IS STILL A REALITY
—TIMES SQUARE CROWDS KEEP CHEERING “OBAMA4YERMAMA”
—I KNOW SOMEWHER BEYONCE IS SMILING
—VERY SOON I WILL NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THAT DIPSHIT MITT ROMENY’S NAME...
“Grab me in a hot rod with your hot self and we’ll chase the sunset till we...”
– My hot ass boyfriend said it, that’s who. Gets me every time.
